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24 May

(Source: fl4nders, via datsaspiceymeatball)

23 May

Just added a bunch of new Iowa City dates with KAGE, Kill_OG, FM Synthesis, Electrocity, Gumbz and more. Come have a look.

23 May

All I’m sayin’ is why didn’t those eagles swoop ‘em up earlier and take their asses all the way to Mordor rather than just giving them a short ass lift? These are big ass eagles, motherfucker.

— DJ Martin (via zefseals)

23 May

Queen Gertrude: Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
Hamlet: Mother, you have my father much offended.
Queen Gertrude: Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
Hamlet: Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
Queen Gertrude:
Queen Gertrude:
Queen Gertrude: Listen here you little shit.

23 May

the-monster-and-the-lady:

They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish…. then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money. So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math.
So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t ever cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself. - Doug Stanhope

(via dickserious)